Catch-22

Books, books, books. Gotta get the "to review" pile whittled down. Today's book is Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. I read this back in November, due to a strange confluence of events. What I meant to read was Slaughterhouse-Five and I had an odd conversation with Karin where she was talking about Catch-22 and I was talking about the Vonnegut book. Then when I went to buy Slaughterhouse-Five from Amazon did the "Buy it with" trick for Catch-22 and I said what the heck. For whatever reason I encountered neither book in high school or college so they were both new to me, although I understand they are pretty common assigned reading. Unfortunately, I'm not going to be keeping Catch-22. I wanted to like it, I really did. There were large parts I did like but ultimately the pacing and general downer nature of the anti-war message did me in. The pacing is the first issue and it takes a long time to get the rhythm of the book flowing. Everything in the book is circular and Heller takes a long time just starting up all the circles and spinning them. You're introduced to tons of characters and also some rather maddening things that aren't explained very quickly. There's a character that is always referred to as Major -- de Coverley, and this is eventually explained as a joke that nobody knows his first name. But when I say "eventually" I mean over halfway through the novel. The first time I encountered the character I kept leafing back trying to see if I missed something. It was rather maddening to have no real choice but to keep reading and hope that it made more sense before I got hopelessly lost. There are things in this novel that make no sense because they just don't make sense, and there are things that make no sense because this is the first go-round of a particular circle and it won't be explained until the third or fourth revolution. This leads to a lot of tension - there are many open questions on first reading and it's never clear which are ones for concern and which are just examples of military foolishness and can be safely ignored. After a while things start to hang together and you can dig into the meat of the piece: the absurdities of war and particularly of the modern military organizations. This middle section I liked the best and had a couple of moments of clear humor, as opposed the bleak sarcasm of the main story. There was a section of the book where I really thought I was going to end up liking it. The last section suddenly takes this hard left turn into extreme darkness. Yes, it's been a war all along and there's been some deaths, but for the most part it was played for laughs. Then suddenly there's several chapters of just relentless slaughter and rape. I realize it's an anti-war book and so at some point it has to address the horrors of the situation but I really felt the end section is a far different and unpleasant tone from the bulk of the book. This is what really tore it for me. I really didn't like being drug through the violence that climaxes the story. If you ask me it weakens the book, because the mordant humor had been very effective at highlighting the dire straits the main character found himself in. Suddenly changing tacks and drenching him in gore had an odd effect of making me sympathize less with him than I had before. There are several neat little bits of story embedded throughout. Overall I'm glad I read it, but I don't think I'd ever read it again and I'd be reluctant to recommend it to most people. While there are sections I'd like to read again I know that I'd be dreading the dark part near the end, enough so that I think it would color the whole experience. Of course, now that I've told you this you'll have the same experience-coloring without even having read through the book the first time.
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Look, there's random and then there's *too random*

So my iPhone has a fair chunk of my music, but it can't hold anywhere near all of it. I've been preparing for a "small" iPod for a while, rating songs and getting comfortable with Smart Playlists so I had an easy way to tag "here is the best stuff". My iPhone has a few key artists - everything I have by the Beatles or Jonathan Coulton, plus a few "by hand" playlists that incorporate most of my Norah Jones, Sarah McLachlan and a few others. It also has everything in the "My Top Rated" smart list which is anything with 4 or 5 stars in iTunes. As of right now I have 6913 tracks in iTunes, 5088 of which are unrated. Of the 1825 rated tracks 226 are in "My Top Rated". I let the phone take "My Top Rated" out for a shuffle spin today. It led off with Bugs Bunny from the Bugs Bunny on Broadway CD - What's Opera, Doc? OK, that's a bit eclectic but I'll defend the four star rating there, this is a classic piece of culture. Even as the final Looney Tunes sting fades away it launches into … Roger Waters playing Another Brick in the Wall Part Two live from the In the Flesh set. This is not a segue you can take smoothly. Fine though, I can roll with the Pink Floyd or it wouldn't be on there. After that it switched to Aqua's Barbie Girl. Now this is really stretching the definition of coherent playlist well past breaking. I mean Bugs Bunny to Pink Floyd to Aqua in three songs? That's not eclectic, that's psychotic. After that it settled down and played Depeche Mode with Black Celebration, which it followed up with MC Frontalot's It is Pitch Dark. OK, that's spanning like 20 years of my life, but I can see that I likely played Infocom games while listening to DM. The last track on this little odyssey was Oingo Boingo's Gray Matter, which again, I can go from a song about Zork to a song about brains with a minimum of twitching. Shuffle mode, you have redeemed yourself. FOR NOW! But the double secret probation mode will remain in effect until further improvement is observed.
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Speechless

I'll just quote a post from Joss Whedon's blog and let it speak for itself:
So..... The bag is catless. During the strike I started writing a musical intended as a limited internet series, 3 episodes of approximately 10 minutes each. Writing with me was my brother Jed, his fiancee Maurissa, and my other brother Zack. To my shock and surprise, we finished it. To my greater shock and surprise, we managed (with the help of many people I'll be praising at length soon) to drag it into preproduction (yes, just as DOLLHOUSE was given a start date two months away and all my comics were due.) And today, after a grueling week of writing everything ever while trying to be a producer, I got to start shooting. A musical. This much I will say: It's the story of a low-rent super-villain, the hero who keeps beating him up, and the cute girl from the laundromat he's too shy to talk to. And I'm having the time of my life. "DOCTOR HORRIBLE'S SING-ALONG BLOG" Neil Patrick Harris.....as Dr. Horrible Nathan Fillion..........as Captain Hammer Felicia Day.............as Penny And a cast of Dozens! Coming soon.
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OK, fine if I drink the Kool-Aid will you all leave me alone?

I should come clean. I've had a 16 Gigabyte iPhone for just over a week now. "But Tim," you say, "didn't you explain why you didn't want an iPhone, and why you still didn't want an iPhone? And didn't you get a new iPod Classic for Christmas?" And then I would say back to you, "Hey, stop using my blog search function!" But yes, all these things are true. Several things happened. The most important one is that Sprint decided to see if they could piss me off enough I'd shut off my Sprint account, damn my Treo. Turns out they could. Huzzah! The second thing was the iPhone SDK is substantial enough that I believe all my iPhone complaints will be resolved come June. As a minor third thing I actually wanted to develop stuff for iPhone, and didn't figure Karin would take kindly to me grabbing hers and debugging on it for long stretches of time. (Yes, I assumed it would be easier to get the hardware certificate than it appears to be thus far.) So yeah, now I have an iPhone. I really and truly blame Sprint. I don't want to get into the whole thing, but the short version is that they claim that I did something to the billing in 2006 that re-upped a 2 year commitment on both my Treo and Karin's 2003-era phone. So when Karin got her iPhone for Christmas they charged me an early termination fee, despite the fact that I hadn't terminated the account or even tried to change the plan I was using. During that conversation I confirmed that because I hadn't sent in the $50 rebate paperwork on my Treo 700 that I *wasn't* under a two year contract, and that my phone number was released on March 5th. Exactly one week before my birthday. Hmmmm. Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me. It is a slick little device. I'd just prefer it to be a little less internet-oriented and a little more Tim's-data-oriented. The fact is that the biggest function of my Treo was probably the Calendar, and iPhone's calendar is less functional that the Treo, much less iCal. But I gotta admit, it is a fantastic video iPod.
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