Can Lost Pay the Piper?

I'm probably well past due to pontificate on this season of Lost now that it's back for the final run. Seasons one and two came out last summer on Blu-Ray and I convinced Karin to watch all of it up to date so I watched the first five seasons again last fall and therefore I'm pretty current on events in the show. I would imagine there might well be spoilers below, consider yourself forewarned. I was really unsure about the new "flash sideways" at first and as usual it took a couple of episodes to put my finger on the issue. I found it difficult to care about this new storyline. They've changed enough that we can't really assume anything carries over, and although the characters seem to be similar I think that's a false assumption: something the writers are deliberately lulling us into thinking. For example: if Locke isn't angry at his father and is still seeing Helen then is he at all the same character we already know? Then as a few more episodes aired I began to see what was happening. The "LA timeline" is showing us what happens to these people if the island doesn't exert any influence on the world past 1977. At first I was thinking that we were just seeing them without Jacob's influence (the visits we saw at the end of season five), but it goes deeper than that. Hurley didn't meet Jacob until after the plane crash for example but if the island sinks then the numbers aren't broadcast and therefore Hurley never hears them and won the lottery through random chance, not because he (thinks he) is cursed. Jacob's influence on some of the characters can be seen as major and when I reflect on those visits they begin to look a little sinister. Buying Kate that lunchbox means she doesn't learn consequences. Giving young Sawyer that pen means he finishes his letter: a letter that warps and dominates his entire life. Maybe Jacob saved Sayyid's life but it seems at least as reasonable to say that Jacob caused Nadia to be in the intersection. Others are less clear. His interaction with Jack seems perfunctory and Locke is debatable. Karin thought Locke was dead and Jacob brought him back to life. I'm less sure that happened but otherwise it is difficult to read much into the Locke/Jacob interaction. I'm tempted to say that Jacob told Locke everything would be alright and that caused Locke to not accept his new situation but I think that might be looking too hard. Certainly in the "LA timeline" Locke is more accepting of negative events and I think he is clearly happier than he was otherwise. I'm really curious to see Kate's story in the alternate timeline: my guess is that she's on the run for something less grim and possibly that she really is innocent (as she asks Claire if Claire would believe). One thing I'll guarantee you: this is about good and evil but I don't think Jacob is all that is good and the Nemesis is pure evil. Jacob is smug and manipulative and seems perfectly willing to sacrifice people to advance his goals. Meanwhile the Nemesis makes an argument that all he wants to do is leave the island and Jacob is keeping him prisoner. There is in fact quite a lot of evidence that points to Jacob containing the Nemesis on the island. For the first few seasons it appears the Nemesis was contained in the cabin, ringed in by ash. Of course, the smoke monster was able to roam the island freely and in guises as Yemi and Christian Shepherd but perhaps he was more constrained then. (As an aside that's a rule that works wonderfully: The Nemesis is able to assume the appearance of people who died off the island and had their body brought there: Yemi, Christian, and later John Locke.) My last theory? I think both Rousseau and Claire actually died before they went feral. I think it happened to Rousseau offscreen, and it happened to Claire when Keamy's men destroyed the house she was in. She seemed remarkably unharmed from that incident but she was weird and distant after that and soon disappeared. For some reason the Nemesis has the ability to raise the recently dead in some conditions. I think we'll learn more about that soon. This means Sayyid, Claire, and Rousseau all have the same sort of condition applying to them. This is pretty clearly drawn with Claire looking and acting so much like Rousseau and the explicit connection Dogen makes between Claire and Sayyid. Those last two theories bring one interesting point: the Nemesis seems to have taken the form of Alex when Ben was in the temple. According to my taxonomy Alex wouldn't be a form he could assume, Alex would be somebody that possibly got brought back to life and was "infected" - thus more like Sayyid or Claire then Yemi or Christian. I'll be interested to see if we see any more of Alex in season six. (If we do it will likely be in a Ben-centric story. A "live" Alex would probably cause Ben to switch allegiance from the Illana camp to the Nemesis camp.)
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More Muppets

I posted before about the new Muppet video so I imagine I should as least point out this new one. I don't know, I'm of mixed mind. I chuckled but I don't know that all that thrilled about Muppets becoming internet commentary meta-memes. I just think that's ultimately limiting. I was hoping this was starting somesort of bigger comeback for the Muppets but I don't think making fun of YouTube will lead to anything bigger.
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Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody

This is awesome: (via everyone. The first link I saw was Chris Hardwick.) Watching this drives something home to me: the Muppet folks need to bring back the variety show. Here's what I'm saying: sell it direct-to-DVD, stream it on YouTube or Hulu, or do the more esoteric sell subscription podcasts or whatever. Do anything other than attach it to some stupid basic cable channel and I'd sign up. I'm positive you could get a season's worth of various internet folks to guest host the show (just imagine a Muppet Show with Jonathan Coulton for example. That's internet gold right there.). Somebody is going to break this market open eventually, and I seriously think The Muppet Show has the right nostalgia factor to make it happen. There are these fumbling steps to bring back the Muppets (Waldof and Statler doing movie reviews for example), this video has a link to buy a Queen CD at Best Buy, but I think it's overkill. Just give geeks the show they remember from childhood and and give them some way to pay you for it. (Imagine the Pigs in Space take on The Matrix and tell me you wouldn't pay for that.)
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A Second Zany Week!

Life continues to be a bit hectic, so blog posts continue to be sparse. A lot has happened lately and I suppose I could blather on quite a bit about WWDC or MaxFunCon, and i got a iPhone 3GS yesterday so that could merit some discussion. (I've been running the 3.0 software for about a week and a half now - I installed the GM partway through WWDC.) But instead I'll talk about something else altogether different! Unheralded by me after all my ranting and complaining we really did shut off analog NTSC broadcasts on June 12th. I wasn't even in town when it happened. So far so good, but then something not-so-good happened. ABC (KGO-7 out of San Francisco) for some crazy reason decided to move their digital off whatever good UHF frequency they had back to VHF 7. Which can't quite reach my rooftop antenna. And SHAZAM! ABC disappeared from our digital lineup. The last episode of Pushing Daisies was unwatchable. Now in all fairness my antenna is supposed to be UHF-only, although it pulls in some VHF frequencies. NBC 11 from San Jose broadcasts in VHF, but they are so close they come in anyway, even though the antenna is directional and pointed away from them. But I had forgotten that KGO was going to do this so I was caught off guard when they disappeared. Now I could no doubt buy a VHF antenna, get somebody to go up there and put the antenna on the mast and splice the two signals and so forth. End result though is that I'd probably be paying several hundred dollars in order go get a single channel. It just doesn't make economic sense, even if I do have to buy the last season of Lost from iTunes. (That's what I did for the last episode of Pushing Daisies.) There's some talk about KGO being on their "Auxilliary Antenna" for another month and then something ELSE going on until October. As I understand it Sutro Tower (where all the SF stations broadcast from) is a crazy hodgepodge of temporary stuff while they were broadcasting both analog and digital and I think now they are taking all of the analog "hacks" down. We almost get KGO now, so if the main antenna does something better then maybe it will work once the maintenance finishes. Still I thought it was humorous that the HD reception got worse as soon as they shut down analog broadcasting. How did that help again?
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Oh yeah, BSG we hardly knew ye

Brother-in-law-to-the-blog commenter Whiskey asks what I thought of the BSG series finale. It's a fair question, BSG is probably one of the more discussed shows here on the Snarking Post. Well ... I still think Battlestar Galactica represents one of the best 1.5 seasons of television out there. Unfortunately they followed that with another 2.5 seasons of crap. The series finale did nothing to change that opinion and in fact reinforces it. I thought the finale was jumbled, unsatisfying, and they clearly punted on a lot of key issues. We've spent an entire "season" (spread across two full years) on what the hell is going on with Starbuck and the final answer is just "she's an angel. POOF! Wait! Look over here! Dancing robots!" They find Earth. Again. But this Earth isn't all frakked up! Wait what again? It's OUR Earth! They destroy all their technology! They are the ancestors of modern humanity! I guess they destroyed all their oral history as well! That way we can not learn anything! Just why do the Cylons keep insisting this has happened before and will happen again. Clearly it didn't, not in this way with a Cylon/human war and genocide and "angels" and whatnot. Was there any point to Baltar's religious conversion? Any point to the conflict between the human polytheism and the Cylon monotheism? WHY DOES NOTHING HAVE SQUARE CORNERS? In short, the finale made no fucking sense. Not only that it failed to close out many of the series' long-running questions. At the end of the day it turns out that BSG was a big shaggy dog story. Swell. Can I have the last "four seasons" of television watching back now? I don't have any plans to watch Caprica anytime soon, I'll tell you that much.
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