Offing Dumbledore in a variety of styles

The Guardian is running a fabulous contest. The gist is that it's known that some major character dies in the new Harry Potter book and the popular favorite is Dumbledore. So they are having a contest for people writing Dumbledore's death scene in the style of various authors. I'm partial to the Scooby Doo, Douglas Adams, and Stephen Fry/Terry Prachett entries, myself.

(I found it from Making Light.)