More Lytton
Making Light points out the Lyttle Lytton contest which is similar to Bulwer-Lytton but restricted to 25 words or less. The prose is less purple but some of these are hysterical. I chuckled at the official Bulwer-Lytton entries, but I was guffawing at some of these. Go check 'em out! I'd advise starting with the 2001 entries and working forward - there are some "special awards" that make more sense if you read chonologically.
Read moreIt Was A Dark And Stormy Night
The 2005 Bulwer-Lytton contetst awards are out. If you don't know about the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest go here.
Funny stuff!
Read moreDamnit - Grounded Again
For one day the Shuttle was back in business. (sigh). Guess they think the current mission is safe but the fleet is grounded again.
In other media news - look at the pathetic nature of the TV news. I'm watching an old Seinfeld repeat while eating dinner and the teaser strip says "Ten O'Clock News - shuttle grounded again." Well #1) I know the shuttle if fucking up there - don't tease a possible catastrophe and tell me to wait hours to find out more, and #2) how inconveient is this? So I pause the TiVo, walk into my office and punch up Google news.
I'm going to back to my dinner. And I'll take my news on my schedule thank you very much, Fox Channel 2.
Read moreWTF?
So I'm watching today's episode of The Daily Show and I'm skipping through most of the commercials - which is the thing I do. But I'm intrigued and actually watch the fact that there was an ad for GTA: San Andreas today. And here's the kicker - at the end it says "rated AO for Adults Only".
Yes, that's right, they put out a new ad touting the AO rating. I'm trying to tell myself that they bought the ad time months ago and just tweaked the spot so it could air - and that's probably true. But still . . . ballsy.
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