Orange Tree Fails!

Is it too early to introduce the LOLTree meme? 'Cause our orange tree has made a few failures. Witness: (I put some nicer shots of lemons and oranges from our trees on Flickr. The lemon tree in particular is going gangbusters for something that was just planted this year! We've had the orange tree ever since we moved in but it looks a lot better now that it's had some maintenance done by a knowledgeable person. Turns out the tree had grown too dense, and that's why it was getting all fungal and icky.)

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The new and improved Family Room

So we have this room in our house that we call the "Family Room". For those of you who have visited Casa de Sanders that's the room with the back patio door. It's open to our dining room and kitchen but it's sunken down a step. Truthfully it's a room where the all the extra furniture went when we moved in and it's sort of just been like that. Recently we decided to clean it up, decide what we wanted in that room and lay it out accordingly. Additionally it needed repainting after the new windows were installed because of the work on the new patio door. We've always kept the Christmas tree in there and so suddenly in November repainting that room turned into a deadline - either paint it before Thanksgiving or leave it sort of sad looking until 2008. So we decided to tackle it next. This turned into the Home Repair Project From Hell(tm) project that I mentioned in my Weekend Off post. So let's follow along the whole logic train, shall we?
  1. We want to repaint the walls. Also after some discussion we gave away the old entertainment center, TV, and futon that were in the Family Room.
  2. We take all of the nutcrackers, DVDs, CDs, old game consoles, and boardgames out of the room. This lets us start moving furniture around.
  3. The cats sometimes pee on the carpet, and they've always done it by the entertainment center, in multiple houses. We're hoping losing the entertainment center loses the "pee here" connection. Karin rents a steam cleaner and spends a Saturday scrubbing the crap (well the pee, to be literal) out of the carpet.
  4. Once the furniture is out of the room we remember that the walls look stupid because there's this wood paneling with no baseboard whatsoever, just a stupid air gap between the paneling and the carpet. We had pretty much hidden this fact by placing stuff along all the walls.
  5. Discover there's some truly heinous things done around the power sockets and the trim. This was covered up when we bought the house by installing huge bulky 2x3 outlet blocks to cover up the poor holes that don't match the faceplate. Start building up wood putty to cover up the mess.
  6. We went out to buy baseboard. When we return . . . .
  7. We realize that the cats have peed on the carpet WHILE we were shopping for baseboard. Decide, somewhat painfully, that the carpet has to go.
  8. Pull up the carpet, revealing some fairly nasty tile underneath. Spend a day pulling it up, removing tack boards, staples, etcera.
  9. Go to the store and buy a metric ton of adhesive vinyl floor tiles. Also some miscellaneous tools - a chalk line for marking the center of the room, a miter box for cutting the baseboard.
  10. Decide to paint the walls before installing the new floor. Paint the wall section (leaving the wood paneling for later since it is the trim color).
  11. Take up the "safe" painters tape from around the walls and realize that it pulls up the paint from the ceiling in big strips (sigh)
  12. Go buy paint to paint the ceiling.
  13. Paint the ceiling.
  14. Install the new floor tiles.
  15. Realize we need to have trim around the fireplace edge as well. Go buy some MORE trim.
  16. Install the baseboard, learning how to do so as we go. (This is the part where we bought the nail gun.)
  17. Paint the effing trim and paneling, finally.
  18. Touch up where touch up are needed and finally set up the Christmas tree.
  19. Move in the chair as well as the cabinets and bookcases that remain in the room.
It took me a while to document all this with photos. Somewhere during this I got the new camera - a Canon Digital Rebel XTi, and I've had some exercises with figuring out how to use it. Plus I'm using new software (Aperture) for photo managment and editing, so I'm having to figure it out as well. Lots of new stuff to learn all at once and lots of little ratholes I can go down and waste time figuring out tricks. Here are some old shots (not with the Rebel) showing aspects of the original room. These are nominally pictures of the cats, but they are all I have prior to the great carpet ripping up. Heisenberg with a Tums bottle If you look closely at the wall, you can see where there's a gap between the carpet and the wood paneling. Also the carpet is just butted up against the fireplace with no trim whatsoever. Heisenberg and Schrödinger with a Tums bottle More of the carpet and you can see the step in the distance - there was some trim there, but it was pretty small and not really baseboard - it was "door and window trim". Heisenberg and Schrödinger at the patio door Ye gods - this is terrible. This one shows off the original patio door as well. Love that aluminum frame! Now at this point in my photo-essay I started using the Rebel, plus taking particular shots of the work. The tile floor UNDER the carpet. Also the new baseboardThen, we ripped up the carpet and I realized I should try to get some intermediate shots. Here's the tile floor we found under the carpet. Notice how the panel/floor gap is even worse now without the carpet. The wood paneling after putty and before paint Here's a corner of the room after we've painted the wall, but not the trim. You can see the wood putty - and especially the part where I've only built up the putty to the socket. This one annoyed me especially. The 2x3 outlet box covering these outlets was two-prong only. I thought the outlet wasn't grounded and was surprised to find it unplugged and was covering up a perfectly good grounded outlet pair. It was there because the hole cut in the paneling was way too wide. There was a piece of plywood covering that up and that looked stupid, so the bigger outlet box covered it. Now we get to the good pictures, the post work set. The new floor tiles with the cat tunnel Here's a closeup of the floor with the new "peel and stick" tiles installed. I spent most of Thanksgiving morning installing these. Heisenberg and the new baseboard Here's the attractive new baseboard at the step down, with hand model Heisenberg, who loves the camera. Schrödinger and the new fireplace trim Here's the fireplace with the new trim as well as some of the paneling. Hand model Schrödinger is ignoring me and the camera because that is how she rolls. Plus she was hungry. Schrödinger with the fireplace, feeder, and chair Here's the corner at more of a step back, so you can see the wall and the paneling. The whole room And here's the final shot with the whole room. You can see our tree, the new patio door and everything except for the fact that the ceiling got painted.

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Endpoint Europa

Pierre slid through the slush, skimming the edge of the transition from milky ice to water. The cold made his bones ache despite his genetically altered thick layers of blubber. His parents would be furious when he came home after curfew, but he couldn't resist being here at this moment; when the Dark Side faced away from the Sun and interstellar light struck Europa, the stars shining blurrily through the ice. Pierre could see stars better on a viewscreen at home, but it just wasn't the same. When humans engineered Homo Delphinidae to live on Europa they gave them excellent low light vision and if he squinted Pierre could just barely see the pinpricks of light diffused through the icy shell. See the stars with his own eyes, nothing but the ice between him and the realms he longed to explore. He'd tried to explain this to his parents, but it only enraged them. The Delfins were the forefront of space exploration once, humanity's audacious step forward. The Delfin colony was created in test tubes and Europa was colonized, Delfins swimming the water that lay deep under the ice. From Talos City they mined the riches of Jupiter orbit, running telepresence waldos that were practical with communications lags of seconds instead of hours. But Delfins could never visit space as they needed kilos of water to breathe and live. For generations Talos was the forefront of space exploration but now humanity spread beyond Jupiter, led by graceful long-limbed ZeeGees who lived their whole life in spaceships and habitats. Pierre sighed before turning towards home. He'd endure the yelling before falling to sleep where he'd fitfully dream of exploring the stars, of traveling farther than any other human be they Normal, Delfin, or ZeeGee.

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A Slight Cheat

OK, OK, it's time for another story post. Problem is that I'm not liking the current part of Shore Leave, and it's going to take more time to fix than I have tonight. Of course, I also skipped posting last week, so I don't want to go with no post at all. Here's the compromise. In a minute I'm going to post a "flash fiction" piece I wrote way back at the beginning of the year for a contest at Escape Pod. "Flash fiction" is a term that generally means really short stories and this particular contest was limited to 300 words or less. The piece did decently in the contest, making it through the first round of voting to a "semi-final" round and it had strong votes in the semi-final. It's an odd piece, I don't quite know what to do with it. I like the setup of the world, although things are naturally very sketchy given only 300 words. It's an unusual piece for me in that I just visualized the character one day, fairly complete, and then never figured out anything to do with the character. I can see his world, and his angst, but there's no real narrative arc to it. I know his problem, but as yet I don't have a solution for him. So he was perfect for this little vignette - a glimpse of the character and his setting, but nothing more. I will finish Shore Leave, I promise. I just need to get this next bit flowing better.

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Status Update

Eleven days into a month with no blog posts is close to a record for this blog. Shameful. Even worse, I skipped a Friday Thing-A-Week fiction post with no explanation or even a feeble excuse. Let's catch up, shall we? Karin's been sick with some cough/cold/nastiness for quite a while now. I think I had it last week. That may sound odd but I have this "mild cold" mode where I don't feel particularly bad but my energy level is just the pits and I routinely sleep 12-14 hours a day. That may not sound incredibly strange but my average amount of sleep in a day is closer to six hours, so it's a major behavior change. I can't say for certain my writing avoidance last week wasn't just procrastination but combine it with the sleep marathons and the known presence of nasty germ personas in my household and I think I was sick. Our weekend was also crazy busy. We had folks over for dinner and Rock Band Friday night and then we had tickets to go see Cirque du Soleil (the Kooza show) on Saturday night. Well, that was the plan anyway. Friday night we got all the guitars set up and all, played one song and then the power promptly went out. I had already done the bulk of the cooking, but we had to relocate the food to our guests' place to cook the noodles and have actual light to eat by (sigh). The power was on again when we got home at 11:30 PM but it blipped out again over night, requiring me to get up in the middle of the night to shut off all the computers because the UPS was beeping. I liked the Kooza show a lot, although they had a couple of moments where they shaded over the line from "Wow that's incredibly talented" into "Wow, that's a really fucking stupid and risky thing to do", and then I felt like I was at NASCAR (y'know - just hoping there will be an accident). But a lot of it was beautiful and amazing and only a tiny bit was unbelievably foolish. There was slightly more story than the usual Cirque production and I liked that. So anyway, now I'm still sleeping a tiny bit more than normal but not epic twelve hour sessions. I expect to write this week and have Friday's post as normal. To be honest, while I was tired/sick/procrastinating last week I felt sorry for myself and thought that nobody would really notice or care anyway. But Friday night somebody asked about my post, so I guess that's just the stupid voice, not a real truth.

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