I seem to be having tremoundous difficulty with my lifestyle

Sadly, that line isn't in the movie. We just got back from seeing Hitchhiker's. I quite enjoyed it, but many of the of zingy one liners are missing - the quotes that truly stand out from the book (or the radio series). My favorite scene (Majikthise and Vroomfondel) is entirely cut, but the essence of the story present. It's not the book and it's not the radio series, but it's as close to either one as they are to each other - and that's fair enough. JP, you may want to read the book before seeing the movie - you'll get more out of it that way. I was also curious - it was the first time I saw a film that wasn't entirely digital on a DLP projector. I've seen Toy Story 2, Monsters Inc, Final Fantasy, Attack of the Clones, and the Incredibles on DLP and thought it was well worth the extra effort for most of these. You might think that Attack of the Clones wouldn't count - but it was shot on digital HD cameras so no film grain present in the master. Final Fantasy is the odd one out here - they did an artificial film grain filter and it quite frankly looked poor on the DLP. It was obviously fake. HHGTG was a bit in-between the extremes. I can't recommend DLP enough for Pixar films - it just looks awesome. There was film grain on Hitchhiker's and it made the CG sequences not fit as seamlessly as they might have otherwise. But the dolphins in the intro looked great. Anyway, I'd recommend the movie - even at the outrageous price they charge. It's the first movie I've seen in the theater in 2005 and for good reason - $9.75 for a ticket is just outrageous. I know people who get upset about the profit margins on a $20 DVD, which I can understand but c'mon! how is $10 for a movie ticket to share space with the great unwashed any better? There were people there in bathrobes, and a few who brought towels. To those people I'd just like to say: I hate you. It's not Rocky Horror and I'd quite like it if you don't turn it into such. And a confidential note to the guy who made his girlfriend bring a towel, but she brought a small little hand-towel - that's your girlfriend's way of saying she's humoring you being a geek in public but you're making her feel like an idiot. Notice she didn't wear it out of the theater. Stupid thing to spend your brownie points, bro! In conclusion, I'd like to invite you all to stay off my lawn! (shakes fist). P.S. I also hate Chuji. Naturally.
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Well *I* Feel Safer

Here are some photos proving that penguins have to walk through the airport metal detectors just like everyone else. Al-Qaida will not get a foothold in Antartica, not while America is watching! I have no information on exactly why the penguins were visiting in the first place. (I keep reading they were there to tour an Anheuser-Busch brewery - but that doesn't make any sense to me. What, did they find the golden ticket in their cans of Bud?)
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Number Geekery!

I was looking at the online demo for "Monsters Menace America" - an upcoming game. The part that made me laugh was that it's a big Flash monstrosity and every time it switches section you get a loading screen with the standards progress bar. Underneath it says what percentage is complete. As I transition to the second section it briefly claims it as "NaN% complete" DAMN YOU ZERO AND YOUR TRICKY NON-DIVDING WAYS! (shakes fist) (If you didn't get this entry don't worry. Unless you're a programmer. That would be bad. To sum it up for the laypeople - there are certain numeric operations that make no sense - the resultant value is Not A Number - often written as NaN. The most common one is to attempt to divide by zero - you ask the computer "What is 7 divided by 0" and it says "Not a number". Yes explaining it does suck what (little) humor there was right away, but hey! This here is the educational portion of the show!)
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Republic Commando

So I Gameflyed Star Wars Republic Commando and played through the single player campaign. I enjoyed it - the squad command mechanic was pretty cool although I never quite figured out the logic when it cancelled previous commands. Another thing I thought was odd was that the story lays out things like "This guy is a slicer and this guy is a sniper, and the other guy is the heavy weapon guy". As far as I could tell it didn't make any difference - all four squad members (counting myself) could slice a given terminal in the exact same amount of time. I was finishing it and thinking "WTF was Chuji on about? This is going to be a perfectly acceptable ending - we'll destroy this bigass ship and we're done." I'm trying to avoid spoilers, but let's just say they had a PERFECTLY nice ending and then they stuck this ending movie where they introduced two major plot twists and then ended the game. Goofiest ending I've seen in a game for a while. If you're into Star Wars or into FPS's I'd say it's a good game to look at. And the squad thing was cool (I haven't played Band of Brothers so I can't compare them.) I never would have personally bought it, but I enjoyed the Gamefly rental. (Muwahahaha! Watch me destroy the industry. DESTROY it I say!)
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Kool-Aid is Back - Long Live Kool-Aid!

So indeed my trusty sidekick checked out of AppleCare yesterday and appears to have a clean bill of health. I've been able to install and patch a few things that weren't working right - including the much maligned MSOffice patch that was the first thing I noticed wasn't working right. Pic_A_Day should resume shortly now that I have Photoshop back. In more comedy FedEx delivered the promised external drive that Apple sent me yesterday. (sigh) So now I have the 300 Gig drive I bought, and a 160 Gig drive they sent me. So we're awash in external storage here at Casa De Sanders. I installed Virtual PC last night - it took a while and I'm not sure what my impression is yet. Kool-Aid locked up once this morning while I was running VPC in the background (I was letting MTGO download images). I don't know that was VPC's fault but it's my guess. And VPC itself got SCREWED by it - the virtual FAT drive got borked. I'm installing iWork now.
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