Blackouts-r-us

Here's a very simple transaction: I need a service related to my move. This service might be a satellite dish install, it might be internet, it might be I need some new bookshelves in my office. At any rate I contact your company, I purchase what I need, and I make arrangements for you to deliver/install/connect/whatever the service. I put a little appointment in my calendar so I'm there at the right time to let you in. YOU SHOULD FUCKING SHOW UP AND DO WHATEVER IT IS I ASKED FOR. Why is that so complex? *ESPECIALLY* if the install is for a service that I'm going to generate recurring monthly revenue. Unless you screw it up so badly that I go to a competitor. DirecTV - I hate you. SBC - I double extra hate you. (SBC isn't providing my internet - they are just being appallingly ineffiecient at letting somebody else provide it.) Decor for Less (furniture place in San Jose) - you'll get no more of my business. In other news, hiddenjester doesn't have to go home, but it can't stay where it is on Friday. Sadly, the EARLIEST I'll get new internet is Monday, and I'll actually be surprised if it works on Monday. So hiddenjester.com will go dark on Friday for some unknown period of time. Hopefully just a weekend, but I make no promises. I wouldn't necessarily expect to see another post here pre-blackout. I'm being harried on all fronts (alpha/demo madness at work, ongoing ant invasion and other household calamities at home), so resources are pretty thin. I look forward to crashing the shit out of some cars tonight in Burnout 3. Pikmin 2 is fun, but I've been needing some really violent catharsis, and didn't think to sequester any specially brainless mayhem content away from the packing gods. The Evil Genius demo would be good (and I have it), but I'd have to hook up the PC, and there's another hour or two of annoyance and frustration. (Step 1 - uncover the desk, Step 2 - figure out the PC physical layout, Step 3 - find out which cord is too short, Step 4 - figure out where the closest Fry's is, etc. Too much hassle right now.)
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Meatspace trumps Cyberspace

OK, so the move is next week. At some point between August 31st and September 10th hiddenjester.com will have to relocate the hardware to the new digs. When that happens it's IP address will change, and we'll need a DNS propagation to make everything right again. So at some point (hopefully next week) this site will disappear for a day or so. Don't worry, it will be back, on the much fatter pipe. And after that the move will be concluded, and the posting volume should pick up again. If you're using my hiddenjester email, that might bounce for a day as well. You might be better off using my gmail account next week. If you don't know that one, well bug me for it :-)
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Airport Fun With Configuration

Bwana asked, so here's a spew of techno-babble about configuring the Airport networking stuff: Getting back to the Airport discussion, I found a couple of major problems. 1) The Airport Express needed the Airport Extreme base station set up in a very specific fashion in order to extend the range of the network. This wasn't particularly documented anywhere I could find. 2) If the Airport Express (and to a lesser degree the Extreme) gets borked up, it's not really fixable without resetting the entire unit. Basically the UI for configuring it relies on wireless communication. If you program it to not be functional, it will reboot and the the UI can't connect to it anymore. In more detail this is what happened. 1) I unplugged my 802.11b wireless access point, thus shutting down the Jesternet wireless LAN. 2) I plugged in the Airport Extreme and booted it up. I ran the Airport Setup Assistant to configure it. So far so good. 3) I decided to use the WPA security - that's the best option the Extreme offers. This was the first issue - Airport Express won't support extending WPA. This might be obvious to an expert - it wasn't clear to me. 4) I turned off the ability to provide IP addresses - I wanted those to come from the router/DHCP server on the wired LAN. This was the second issue - it's going to prevent successful setup of the Express later. 5) Got the Extreme working, got both Powerbooks talking to it via WPA. Woot! It's fast, it's good. 6) Plugged in the Airport Express. It comes online, my Powerbook can see Jesternet (via the Extreme) and Apple network whatever (via the Express). Of course, the Express isn't talking to the Extreme, so it doesn't really have internet. But we'll configure that. 7) Run the Airport Express Assistant. Tell it I want to have it connect to an existing wireless network. Whoops, the Express won't use WPA. OK, well, let's change the Extreme back to WEP. Cancelling out of the AirPort Express setup reboots it partially configured and it goes offline. Hard reset it with a ballpoint pen. (Did I mention it was up on top of the TV in an awkward place for poking at?) 8) Go to reconfigure Extreme. Knock it down to WEP. Reconfigure both Powerbooks to talk to it via WEP. 9) OK, JesterNet is back as a WEP network, and Apple_Network_xxxx is back online. Let's configure the Airport Express. Now it won't extend the network due to the fact that the Extreme isn't serving addresses (which it really shouldn't). Cancel that, we're back at the pen and power-cycle routine. 10) Let's try bringing the Express up as a NEW network to see what happens. Go through that process. Woot! That works. I can name it, I can stream iTunes to it. But I have to decide whether I want to join the "Living Room" network, which has iTunes streaming but no internet, or "Jesternet" with internet but no streaming. Yuck. 11) OK, let's try letting the Extreme hand out some IP addresses. You can't use the Assistant for that, you have to use the AirPort Admin Utility. Wheee. Turn on the check box, and hit OK. Wait - does that say it's going to use 172.xxx.xxx subnet? That won't work with rest of my LAN. Change it to 192.168.1.x and hit OK. Wait, did it say it's OWN IP address would be 192.168.1.1? That's an address conflict. 12) So the Extreme just rebooted and dropped off the network. Yarrgh. In order to fix *THAT*, I had to take the Extreme off the wired LAN, power cycle it, and have the Mac connect wirelessly to "192.168.1.1", change it's address to a good one for my LAN, reboot the Extreme and plug it back into the LAN. 13) OK, back to the AirPort Extreme. OK, somewhere along the line it got screwed up again, needed the pen-and-power cycle trick. 14) There were a few more go-rounds of this nature that I don't remember the full details of. Basically if you misconfigure an Airport Extreme it's gone, and you have to hard-reset it. And there isn't any simple documentation that says what settings your Extreme needs before the Express can extend the range of the network.
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Happy Anniversary!

This is not your normal Hiddenjester post. Don't worry, vitriol and sarcastic absurdist argumentation will be back soon! Today Karin and I celebrate our 9th wedding anniversary. I guess the 9th anniversary doesn't sound as exciting as the 10th will next year, but waiting a year to write this post is just ridiculous. It is literally unimaginable to me to consider where I'd be today without her. So much water has flowed under the bridge, she's the rock I cling to through whatever shipwrecks I endure. I really can't say how things would have unfolded for me if I hadn't met her. There's no way it'd be any good, I can say that with absolute confidence. We're pretty independent people; we do a lot less "couple things" than most of our friends and I think it sometimes looks like we're in tangential circles - barely touching. But that overlooks the fact that she's my touchstone, the stable foundation on which everything else is built. Even if we only talk briefly on a given day that's still the spiritual center I work from - the eye of the storm I can retreat into and draw strength from to tackle whatever I face. Of course, the thing is that I suck at expressing anything emotional (well OK - anything non-angry and emotional) and so I never express any of this to anyone. But don't go getting the wrong idea, this post draws from a deeper and truer place than everything I babble about here. Anyway, let me wrap this up before everyone gets all sniffly on me. I just thought I'd use my bully pulpit to say something a bit more serious, do something socially valid with it for once. Happy anniversary, Karin! I'm so glad you're beside me, through it all.
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