Hey Hey Kool-Aid

OK, so my Sony laptop croaked yesterday. Grrr. I think the power supply is on the fritz. But I've got to mail it San Diego, and god only knows how long it will be out of commission. Unacceptable. So I drank the metaphorical Kool-Aid, and whipped up an order for 17 inch Powerbook. I had been planning on buying one this fall - this just kicked up the timeline by two months or so. Speczilla: 17-inch TFT Display, 1440x900 resolution, 1.5GHz PowerPC G4, 1 Gig of DDR RAM, 80Gig 5400 RPM drive, ATI Mobility Radeon 9700 w/ 128 Meg of RAM, AirPort Extreme built-in, DVI & S-Video out Hopefully I'll have it by the weekend, but maybe not until next week sometime. I will name the machine Kool-Aid, and I will have "Hey Hey Kool-Aid" as my startup sound. This is my promise to you, the HiddenJester consumer.
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Network de la Sanders

Bwana asked about my network configuration, and I figure it's complicated enough to warrant a post instead of cramming into a comment. There's an argument that I'm revealing some security info here - but I doubt it matters. There are basically 6 PC's about the house at the moment, at various levels of use - 3 desktop machines that hook up to a monitor/keyboard/mouse switch, Karin's old PC laptop, my laptop, and Karin's Mac Powerbook that she got from school. Karin's Mac runs OS X (10.3). One of those three desktop machines is my "main" PC - it runs Windows XP and is used for game playing, web surfing, coding, etc. The second machine is running Linux. At the moment it runs Red Hat 7.3 - it would be running Fedora Core 2 by now if the CD-ROM drive had worked properly. This machine is my primary file server, and also runs the services that look like "hiddenjester.com" to the outside world. This baby runs the web server, the mail agent, etc. In an ideal world I'd probably separate the public service functions from the file server functions - next hand-me-down computer will serve that role. It runs Samba - so it can create Windows Networking shares. Karin's Mac sees it as a Windows box and loads the file shares that way. The third "desktop" is my router PC. It's running Fedora Core 2, and it has two network adapters - one talks to my DSL modem, and and the other talks to my LAN. It uses linux's built-in in iptables to do the routing functions. It also is my DHCP server for the LAN and has a caching DNS server. The main reason for the DNS server is that internally the hiddenjester.com addresses route differently. (If you look up an ip address for www.hiddenjester.com you'll actually get the IP address of my DSL modem. Internally it has to translate to PC2 listed above. So for instance my laptop accesses mail from "mail.hiddenjester.com" - but that's a different address inside my LAN from outside. Karin uses the Windows box for Windowzy things and sometimes for email and web stuff - bigger screens than the Mac. Karin's old PC laptop isn't really used for much - it's a bit old and creaky. It's primary function these days is that I found some software to turn a networked PC into a monitor. So my Windows PC has three monitors - the big 20" (run through the KVM switch), my old 17" monitor on the 2nd head of the graphics card, and the old laptop running the Maxivista software. I usually run iTunes on this screen, and then I can use the main monitor for Magic or SlickEdit, and the alternate monitor for web browsers.
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Metroid isn't actually good

Oh, look at me the blasphemy king! First, let me establish my exact relationship with the Metroid franchise. I actually don't know when exactly the first Metroid came out. I had limited experience with NES - my parents got one when I moved back from Germany but I was preoccupied with A) hating New Jersey and B) gettting the hell out! I never had a SNES - although I did have a Genesis late in the day. Truthfully though, I had a 2600 and I'm not real familiar with another console until the PlayStation. Anyway, my first Metroid game was Metroid Fusion for GBA. Which I bought (oddly enough) while in New Jersey visiting my family. And played the shit out of it while flying back to good old California. I really liked it. A lot. I belive Jeff Gregg will testify to my drunken phone call saying how cool it was during a layover. So Josh slightly misrepresents my stance here. Not on purpose mind you, but I figured I'd eluicidate. Metroid Fusion downright LURES you into what Josh calls the "minimalist route". At no time is there some sort of "OK, just explore a bit" mission briefing. You always have some very specific goal - usually with some sort of fake urgency behind it. Right up to the point where I stopped playing - you have to run away from the big bad fake Samus suit. I was mystified - I just could NOT beat it. I talked about it at some with length with Chuji. His conclusion was that I should have about 12 health tanks at that point in the game. I have 6 in my save. :-( I literally cannot get past that point. Wait it's worse - where my save is I can't go get more tanks. I'm locked into this encounter I can't win. I will literally have to restart the game to progess. That's bad game design. I don't want to hear the justifications, the explanations about how great classic Metroid was. I'm giving all you designer weenies the hand right now, go ahead and talk to it. It SUCKS. The designers of Metroid Fusion should be kicked out of the industry for it. It's the angriest I've been at a video game in the last few years. I was so angry that it ruined Metroid Prime for me - I hate the whole FRANCHISE now. I didn't buy Zero Mission because I now equate Metroid with a tease, followed by suckage. I have an entire second rant about the random "blow up every wall" game design, and why it should have died in the 16-bit era, but I'll leave that for another time. Suffice it to say that if you're going to haul out THAT tired chestnut, make it optional - not required to finish your game.
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GMail Invites

If you have more GMail invites than you can use - this seems like a pretty good cause for them. Basically you fill out a form and they will hook you up with an active servicemember abroad who could use such an account to stay in touch with friends and family. (And possibly to forward pictures that the government is is trying to suppress I suppose - although that's not really the point.) Gmail4troops Better than selling them on eBay or giving them away as prizes for some web contest I imagine.
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Service Outage - Just Faking!

*sigh* So Mr. Murphy - we meet again. It's possible that somebody noticed HiddenJester was down yesterday and figured I was doing the aforementioned upgrade. Well I was trying but ultimately it didn't happen. As near as I can tell the CD-ROM drive in the box running the web server is dying. I carefully backed up several gigs of data yesterday, checked it twice, and triumphantly stuck the first Fedora Core 2 CD in and rebooted. To be somewhat nonplussed when it rebooted off the hard drive. :-( In fact, I couldn't even read any of those 5 CD's on scribe (the machine in question). Mind you, I used these exact same discs to upgrade the router PC a couple of weeks ago - so they aren't coasters. Indeed 3 out of 4 PCs I tried can read them. But fine - I'll try burning another set The new disc 1 can be read, so I rebooted again - but no joy. Some more messing around, and I finally decide that it's really SLOW to read, and I think it times out during a boot process. I tried a CD-RW version (just mainly to try another brand of media), and it boots! Woot! Strange, but fine. Until it locked up later. I tried it twice more, and it locked up with read errors but in two different places. Of course this is July 4th, so I probably can't get a new drive anywhere. The good news is that I hadn't touched the HD yet, so I just rebooted scribe, and let it resume business as usual with the old Red Hat install. I'll probably get a DVD drive for it today and try to do the upgrade again next weekend.
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