"More email addresses than pants"

David Pogue's review of the iPad is pretty much just down the marks I'd expect (although he does say he actually got 12 hours of video playback on one charge!) but I did chuckle at one line.

Read the first one if you’re a techie. (How do you know? Take this simple test. Do you use BitTorrent? Do you run Linux? Do you have more e-mail addresses than pants? You’re a techie.)